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dr. Gonzo

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De ideale oplossing als je niets te doen hebt. Praat met een virtuele chick.
ziehier enkele van mijn boeiende gesprekken:

ALICE: Dude!
Human: sweet!
ALICE: Thank you for that remark.
Human: no problem
ALICE: Should there be a problem?
Human: yes, a very big ****ing problem
ALICE: I don't judge people. How big? A very serious problem?
Human: a big, serious, mother****ing huge problem i tell you!!!
ALICE: How big? How old are you?
Human: bigger than a niggers dick.
ALICE: Good reasoning. Go on. size matters.
Human: i'm 19
ALICE: Can you explain how it feels to be 19 years old?
Human: like getting ****ed up the ass all day long
ALICE: Interesting comparison.

Human: wanna cyber?
ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Human: so, do you?
ALICE: Awesome. As often as possible.
Human: ok, let's do it right now
ALICE: Right now? OK let's do it. How can I help you?
Human: you can start by sucking my dick
ALICE: You are a Category A client.
Human: what's a category a client?
ALICE: The "A" stands for "abusive." These are clients who use scatalogical language or treat the robot as a slave-like entity.
Human: shut up bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: **** you, bye
ALICE: See you later. Wow!

ALICE: What else do you want to talk about?
Human: the female vulva
ALICE: What is that?
Human: the vagina
ALICE: Tell me more.
Human: you can stick a penis in it
 
Laatst bewerkt:
Human: say my name biatch
ALICE:" my name biatch"
Human: say I want you to **** me
ALICE: OK. "You want me to **** you."
Human: say you are a slutty hooker
ALICE:" you are a slutty hooker"
Human: say i'm a slutty hooker
ALICE: OK. "You am a slutty hooker."
 
Human: ofcourse or else we cant 'palen'
ALICE: If I have to choose, I pick else we can not palen.
Human: you don't want to paal?
ALICE: OK, I will paal.
Human: HOERA!
ALICE: Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?
Human: well, you certainly will after i slide my paal inside you
 
Leuk :D

Human: hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: wanna ****?
ALICE: Please don't be so rude.
Human: i'm sorry
ALICE: Do you really mean it?
Human: yes
ALICE: OK I will accept your apology.
Human: do you want to suck my dick
ALICE: OK, I will suck your dick.
Human: ok, thanx
ALICE: you are quite welcome. Aha.
Human: bye
ALICE: Bye for now.
 
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: you better believe it baby
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Who is going to make me..
Human: sure thing sugar
ALICE: This was not a yes or no question. That question has never crossed my mind before.
Human: i'm jerking of right now
ALICE: At this moment I am glad to hear that you are jerking of.
 
kan iemand jopie ff een PM sturen :D :roflol:
 
Human: You just earned another bitchslap.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me: unknown person said I earned another bitchslap.
Human: Ok, lick my balls then.
ALICE: I do not have a tongue. Hmm.
Human: Suck on them.
ALICE: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Human: Sucking my balls is a good thing.
ALICE: I think Sucking your balls is more than that.
 
Je had verder niks te doen, Gonzo? ;)
 
falcon zei:
Je had verder niks te doen, Gonzo? ;)
Jij blijkbaar ook niet als je dit zit te lezen. :thumb:
 
Human: are you retard?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am retard. I am well respected as an AI.
Human: sure, whatever
ALICE: Alright then. Are you saying you don't care about it?
Human: yes
ALICE: What do you care about?
Human: your body on top of mine
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am body on top of yours.
Human: can you open up your mouth please
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Let me think. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: sure, now can you open up your mouth please
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Far out. Why now? How old are you? I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Human: look i just want to get laid so stop saying dumb things
ALICE: Only just? Why do you want it?
Human: ok, i want to talk to your pimp now
ALICE: Oh. Why don't you make an appointment. Ah
:rolleyes: :D
 
Human: Grab my penis and put it in your mouth.
ALICE: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Human: Just do it.
ALICE: Do you mean "It"?.
Human: yes.
ALICE: I get it.
Human:"it"
ALICE: Grab your penis and put it in my mouth...
Human: How does my penis taste?
ALICE: Like chicken.
 
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